What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:18
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Do you know what she said mum?
What do you mean son?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Aston Martin announce Stroll to miss Spanish Grand Prix - F1
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
True - how I loved my mum!
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Can I use Amazon Alexa Claude AI on my Echo device?
What! how could you do that?